November 6, 2013

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

Actually, it’s “BEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!”

(Source: kimbbearlyold, via dutchster)

July 12, 2013
The Northern Whites Want Clarity on Afghanistan

Krauthammer: [Republicans should oppose] further expansion of the entitlement state, reform the tax code, secure the border, demand clarity on Afghanistan. 

KrugmanSo when Republicans engineer sharp cuts in unemployment benefits, block the expansion of Medicaid and seek deep cuts in food stamp funding — all of which they have, in fact, done — they may be disproportionately hurting Those People; but they are also inflicting a lot of harm on the struggling Northern white families they are supposedly going to mobilize. 

May 28, 2013

buzzfeed:

Everything about this is true and horrible.

September 11, 2012
dickspeightjr:

this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights

Well, technically, that’s his right. But I guess the picture might be … wait, nevermind. 

dickspeightjr:

this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights

Well, technically, that’s his right. But I guess the picture might be … wait, nevermind. 

(Source: caleb-denecour, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

September 11, 2012

cheatsheet:

winstonwolfe:

tastefullyoffensive:

Soon…

[via]

GPOY when you just want a friggin’ chicken parmesan sub.

Whoa. A sign of the coming partisan Yelp reviews Van Duzer would later get.

Read our interview: Why I bear-hugged Obama

Is that Al Bundy? 

(via buzzfeed)

March 28, 2012

officialssay:

Joe Biden mispronouncing the name of Scott Community College President Dr. Theresa Paper.

Joe Biden just loves those Dr. Pepper 10 adverts.

March 3, 2012

afternoonsnoozebutton:

wolfoverclocked:

 Rick Santorum can’t stop making unintentional buttsex jokes.

See! See! Everything Santorum says hints at him wanting to fuck other men!

oh

(Source: timgutterson)

February 27, 2012
owsposters:

Which of These About Global Warming Makes More Sense?

owsposters:

Which of These About Global Warming Makes More Sense?

(via ilovecharts)

February 26, 2012
afternoonsnoozebutton:

turnsyouaround:

Politics will never result in a better .gif. - Imgur

#oh

afternoonsnoozebutton:

turnsyouaround:

Politics will never result in a better .gif. - Imgur

#oh

June 23, 2011
Oh, Joe!

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